An Interview With Rocket Surgeon

 
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This past week, I had the pleasure of sitting down virtually with Graham Huff, frontman and songwriter for the Atlanta-based emo band Rocket Surgeon. I’ve known Graham for a long time, but as we’ve both recently launched our respective music endeavors (Rocket Surgeon’s debut album just dropped YESTERDAY), it seems like the right time to talk shop with the cameras rolling. Check out Graham’s thoughts on everything from ProTools to pant design below. (Interview has been edited for length.)

LB: Welcome to Off Pitch! Give us some background on yourself and how Rocket Surgeon came to be.

GH: My name’s Graham, I am 23 years of age and for much of that I have been playing music of various types. I think my main intro to music music was Guitar Hero 3. Which is the same for a lot of people, interestingly. So that kind of set the framework for the kind of stuff that I listen to. And right now, that’s really loud emo. That’s what Rocket Surgeon is.

Rocket Surgeon is all my songs and arrangements, and I’ve been looking for an outlet for that for a long time. As you, Lyle, probably know, my first official album came out like six years ago when I had no idea how to produce music or anything. It was pretty much the same deal as Flash Fiction but it… sucks in retrospect. The writing is pretty good, but when I go back and look at it, all the production… I didn’t even have ProTools. It was terrible. But through the years I’ve practiced and worked a lot at my craft, met a lot of cool people.

A little over two years ago I started rehearsing with Arthur, our drummer. And we just sort of became friends and started playing together. I was bringing these songs to him that I’d written and he really liked them, so we decided to try to get some people together. We’ve been through several different lineup changes, and none of them really stuck until a year ago when Arthur moved to Nashville and by coincidence moved in with one of my other friends from college, Christi, who’s an amazing guitarist. He also moved in with one of my old college friends who was normally a guitarist, and that’s Campbell who plays bass for us. So it was obvious, since the three of them were living in the same house, for us to be a band. And that was initially a weird thing that I had to get over - I didn’t have to get over, but like it seems weird now looking back that everybody who was perfect for this band just happened to live in the same house. 

So we started rehearsing. Last year we’d done some work on a couple songs in Boston before we moved. And so we were working on those songs as well as some that I was writing last summer. And we geared up, practiced a bunch, and started playing some shows in Nashville. Then we kinda holed up over the winter and just chilled in my home studio, tried to make this album happen, and I spent a good two, three months just tracking it by myself at home.

LB: And so you played most of the instruments, if not all of them? There were a couple drum tracks that you didn’t?

GH: So I don’t play drums. Well I can, but Arthur is way, way better at them than me. Arthur played the drums and I recorded everything else except for one guitar line on “Buckhead Dads” that Christi did, and Christi also has background vocals on “Clarence, the Lake Monster.” But it’s kind of just circumstance that it ended up like that, just me being in Atlanta and everybody else being in Nashville. I think if I had been in Nashville, we would’ve done this with the entire band. Cuz they are much better at their instruments than me.

LB: Where did the name Rocket Surgeon come from?

GH: I think someone was flaming me on the internet and they were like “it’s not rocket surgery idiot!” and I was like, oh, that’s kinda cool.

LB: That’s funny. So I don’t know much about the Atlanta emo scene, but I wasn’t aware there was a big Atlanta emo scene. Can you speak to that or any venues or labels down there?

GH: So it’s mostly DIY. I don’t know how much of a label presence there is down here. My general rule of thumb is: the shittier a city is, the better its hardcore scene. So like, Boston, Philadelphia, all of Norway, have amazing hardcore scenes. Atlanta is like, up there. Atlanta is a pretty cool city, and so the hardcore scene is cool but it’s also like vibrant and creative, and so that allows a lot of room for your Midwest/Illinois stuff to blend with the East coast hardcore. And so it’s this really interesting middle ground. There are some crazy hardcore bands and there are some kind of soft emo bands, and they totally coexist. They play shows together and everybody’s friends.

The bands I know the best are somehow affiliated with my boy Cory Bautista. He’s an engineer who recorded the drums for two of the tracks, “Buckhead Dads'' and “Crocodiles.” I’ve become friends with him because I’m doing the engineer thing too. And so I’ve just been talking to him and listening to his bands. He does everything from crazy hardcore like Callas Daoboys, an Atlanta hardcore band that’s like hilarious but also super sick, to this band called Stay Here, which is a lot closer to Rocket Surgeon. That kind of emo stuff.

LB: What about when you go up to Nashville?

GH: Nashville is a little different cuz the population is obviously way smaller so there isn’t as much of that kind of emo scene. And the other thing is it’s a musician city, it’s an artist city, and you have to do a lot to stand out. If you’re in a city where everyone’s playing a gig two, three times a week, you gotta do something to be really different. But I think Rocket Surgeon IS really different from a lot of Nashville bands because there aren’t a lot of people in Nashville doing our kind of loud emo. So yeah, it’s interesting. When we play shows in Nashville, it’s a lot of the time with bands that are further toward the country/rock side of things.

LB: One of the songs on your record, “Crocodiles,” is about your experience choosing the independent career path as a musician. What made you want to go that route?

GH: My number one reason is just that I’ve never felt comfortable in an environment with a lot of the same people. I went to music college, and so everyone that I was friends with was a musician. Everyone was doing the same thing, trying to make a name for themselves in the same way. And even if you’re in a band… you’re in a band with four people and they all have their own solo projects and they all have different stuff that they’re committed to, but they’re all looking towards the same goal. But if you get outside of that kind of bubble, you’re interacting with people who are trying to make it in different ways. So you’re not just playing to musicians, you’re not just playing with musicians, you’re playing with artists in a different vein.

My main motivator is that I didn’t want to have to compete with everyone who’s like… trying way harder than me. Cuz I wanted to be able to do the stuff that I wanted to do, which is, y’know, build pedals sometimes, and make music in my basement, and not be on social media all the time, and hang out with my girlfriend. So yeah.

LB: So be honest, have you written any coronavirus-themed songs?

GH: I have to keep myself from writing coronavirus-themed songs. I am spending a lot of time writing music, or at least thinking about it, but nothing has been good so far. I want to write about it, but it’s already become a cliche topic. It’s already something that’s affected literally everyone in a huge way. But I do think it’s a really rich subject. Something to explore, even if not in a direct way. More of a tangential way. There’s a lot of stuff to write about that’s not necessarily, like, “I’m sick, da-na-na-na-na” or “I can’t go outside, da-na-na-na-na.”

LB: Both solid hooks right there.

GH: Thank you. Can we get the rights to that?

LB: Sure, man.

GH: Thank you. But no, there’s a lot of in-depth things you can write about that we’re all going through right now, and so I think when I do eventually start processing this in a songwriting form, I’ll be looking for ways to hone in on little things that I’ve been thinking about.

LB: You mentioned that your first album six years ago compared to your current album, you’re more well-equipped, more knowledgeable now. You have ProTools now, which I’m sure is great. So what’s that been like, learning to record your own music?

GH: Well, it’s more experience than anything. I think going to music school was definitely a way of accelerating… fitting multiple years of recording experience into my college years. But basically, it’s just little things like mic placement and just learning how to do stuff. It’s like any other skill, the more you practice it the better you get at it.

It’s always been really important to me to be able to record my own music. It’s not that I’m uncomfortable letting someone else work on it, it’s that I’m uncomfortable not knowing how to do it. If I know how to do something, and I trust someone else to do it for me, then that is super easy peasy. No problems with that. If it’s something that I have no idea how to do, then I start to get a little nervous cuz I don’t know if someone else is doing a good job or not. And so I have always felt way more comfortable learning how to do something and then just doing it myself. That comes down to like building guitar pedals, and buying vintage synthesizers and fixing them up.

Even, I am literally considering… I can’t find any shorts that are good for me that are durable but lightweight, waterproof, have draining pockets with velcro in the back for your wallet, short enough but tall for a guy like me. The right size. An elastic waistband. There are no shorts on the market that tick all those boxes. And if there are, they’re like 75 bucks. So I’m like, fuck that, I’m just gonna buy a sewing machine, and some fabric, and make ‘em for ten dollars. And so that is the exact thought process that translates to how I make music or how I make guitar pedals or anything.

LB: There you go. The shorts approach.

GH: I haven’t actually made any shorts yet. We’ll see how it goes.

LB: You have time. So this is kind of a stupid question now, because of coronavirus, but once things get back to normal, what’s the plan for touring the album, or taking it out?

GH: What we were thinking about earlier was: just play as many shows as possible around Atlanta and Nashville, and then once the summer starts coming around, doing short day trips to different towns. So we were thinking like, just wherever we can get gigs, like Jacksonville, Durham, DC, maybe Chicago if we can get all the way up there, Louisville, Memphis and stuff. We were never planning on touring, because we still have day jobs. But little weekend trips. And I think that’s still our plan.

The only thing that’s changed is how that centers around the album. So obviously the album is coming out on Friday (yesterday at the time of publishing), whether we like it or not. And we can’t just put everything on hold and be inactive for eight months. So what we’re going to try to do is just have as big of an online presence as we can, putting these songs out and getting them to people. And then once this starts to lighten up, and we can play shows again, we’re going to be one of the bajillion bands that’s gonna want to be doing that. So I don’t think it’ll be hard for us to find stuff. 

Thanks again to Graham for sitting down with me! Hopefully we can get together face-to-face sometime soon. Check out Rocket Surgeon’s brand new album Flash Fiction below.

 
 

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Forgotify's Finest - "Serial Womanizer"

 

In the first installment of Forgotify’s Finest, which was also the only installment until today, I laid out a few ground rules I’d be abiding by for the series. I’m sure you have them memorized, but I’ll restate them here just to be safe:

  1. The track must be actual music, not just any sound recording.

  2. The track must be SOMEWHAT professional-sounding.

  3. The track must be attached to a full project, so I have more material to work with.

After about an hour or so of browsing, I discovered I could control Forgotify about as well as a sailor can control the tides. It’s rough waters out there. But eventually, after sifting through all the duds (and track after track of classical music), I found something I thought I might want to talk about.

The song I landed on is “Serial Womanizer” by an artist called Catty Jax. Before I even pressed play, this one had me curious. Aren’t all womanizers serial by definition? I knew I had to give it a listen.

Which brings us to the content of the song. After listening to a few seconds, the title started to make a little more sense. “Serial Womanizer” was released in 2010. Just two years before that, pop star/socialist revolutionary Britney Spears released her own song about serial womanizers, succinctly titled “Womanizer.” Now, to be fair, these two songs don’t sound all that similar. I am not implying plagiarism. But there’s a lot of thematic overlap. And from a sonic perspective, this is a VERY late 2000s-sounding pop song. (We get it, Catty Jax, you heard The Fame.) It wouldn’t surprise me if they tweaked the title to avoid as many copycat accusations as possible.

Now for my favorite part: the guest verse. Our featured artist here is Dreadlox Holmes, who also appears to be the producer and label owner. And interestingly, he’s identified himself as the very sort of serial womanizer this song is criticizing. Bold stance. While I appreciate the nuanced handling of such a complicated subject, the song ends up a bit uneven. To his credit, Holmes does attempt to reconcile these two opposing viewpoints. He concludes his verse by asking “if no one’s having sex, then how the hell did we get here?” And unless that thing about storks delivering babies is true, I’m forced to admit he has a point. Just not one that’s especially relevant to a song about promiscuity.

Unfortunately, the fun pretty much ends here. Aside from an optimistically created radio edit of “Serial Womanizer,” Catty Jax has no other music on Spotify. She doesn’t appear to have any social media presence either. I’m guessing that either Catty Jax made this song just for fun, or she abandoned her career after it failed to gain traction. However, I was pleasantly surprised to see that Dreadlox Holmes is still quite active, and it sounds like he’s doing some cool stuff.

As silly as it seems to start questioning a series after just two installments, this foray into Forgotify had me seriously second-guessing the concept. I don’t have any ideological issues with music criticism. I believe that most artists are aware that when they put art out into the world, they will receive a variety of responses, both negative and positive. But with Forgotify as your method of discovery, every single artist you come across is… not doing great. 99% of the time anything negative you say just feels like punching down. I’m less bothered by going after “Serial Womanizer,” because Catty Jax doesn’t exist as an artist any more, but a lot of the musicians I’ve stumbled across are still active.

I would hate to be the reason someone stopped making music. And since I’m trying to get my own creative endeavor off the ground, I would feel hypocritical going after a fellow amateur. Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. So going forward, my only guideline is that the music I review can’t purely be notable for being bad. Which, I’m hoping, is only going to make this series more fun.

Time to really get weird with it.

Lyle B.

 

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Tiger King, Country Legend

 

Hey all you cool cats and kittens! By now I’m sincerely hoping you’ve seen Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, and Madness, the zeitgeist-shaping docuseries that chronicles America’s exotic animal industry. Even if you haven’t, I bet the name Joe Exotic still rings a bell. The ex-zoo owner/fashion icon/incarcerated felon has the most overstuffed personality of anyone I’ve ever seen. I mean, owning hundreds of tigers is only like the fifth or sixth craziest thing about him. And since Joe Exotic is a true Renaissance Man, mastery of just a couple disciplines isn’t enough. 

Enter Joe Exotic, genuine certified Country Music Artist. We get a few glimpses of Joe’s music career in Tiger King, but as with many of the story threads in the series, there’s only time to see the tip of the iceberg. So as a music writer, I felt I had to dig deeper. And let me tell you: if Country Music Artist Joe Exotic was the iceberg, then my musical sensibilities were the Titanic. Don’t get the wrong idea though— Everything the Tiger King touches turns into a trainwreck you can’t look away from, and his music career is no exception. Here are a few of my favorite moments in Country Music Artist Joe Exotic’s discography. 

“My First Love”

Wait, is this song a landmark moment for LGBT representation in country music? Probably not, since the relationship between Joe and the song’s subject John Finlay was based more on drug addiction and power imbalance than love or sexuality. However, the (relatively) sincere lyrics make this one of the more tolerable songs in Joe Exotic’s repertoire. I just hope he’s not expecting a GLAAD Award for it.

Pretty Woman Lover”

I hope Joe Exotic’s not expecting any awards for feminist advocacy either. Feigning heterosexuality so you can go all-in on a misogynist song concept is a questionable decision to say the least. But Joe Exotic isn’t in the business of making good decisions. He’s actually not in any business right now. He’s in jail. For attempted murder-for-hire.

“You Cant Believe - Joe Exotic Country Music Artist ‘Tribute to Terry Thompson’”

Oh, HERE’S the insane conspiracy theory! In this “tribute” to deceased exotic animal collector Terry Thompson, who released his entire collection before taking his own life, Joe Exotic suggests that Thompson was actually assassinated by the government. And of course, it wouldn’t be a Tiger King production if that assassination wasn’t gratuitously reenacted. You’re right, Joe. I “cant” believe.

Also, I’m a relatively green writer. I don’t always get punctuation right. That being said, I’m pretty sure this is not how you properly employ quotation marks. Clearly proper employment is not Joe Exotic’s strong suit.

“Joe Exotic’s Country Music (This Is My Life)”

All things must come to an end, including the Tiger King himself. Except… this video was uploaded in 2014, and as we know, Joe Exotic is very much alive and kicking. Clearly whatever disease Joe had (or didn’t have, if this video is referencing his cancer scam) couldn’t keep the Tiger King down.

By the way, Joe: if you’re going to dedicate a heartfelt goodbye to your husband, you might want to spell his last name correctly in the description. Helps the point land.

“I Saw A Tiger”

The separation of art vs. artist is one of the fiercest debates in music. But with lines as profound as “I saw a tiger, and the tiger saw a man,” how could you ever condemn Joe Exotic’s music for the man’s crimes? Oh, because he didn’t write or perform any of these songs? Fair enough.

“Here Kitty Kitty”

Ah yes, the one you’ve been waiting for. Joe Exotic’s magnum opus. Like “You Cant Believe,” this music video is a reenactment of a conspiracy theory. This theory, however, is the breakout storyline of the documentary; did Carole Baskin murder her husband and feed him to the tigers? I don’t know, but I do know this video is sheer genius: the Baskin doppelgänger, the lingering shots of the tiger chowing down, the completely off-theme pastor outfit. If you’re going to sit through any of these videos from start to finish, make sure it’s this one.

It’s too bad Joe Exotic can’t make music as well as he can incriminate himself for conspiring to commit murder. Fortunately, Joe’s misfires are equally as entertaining as his successes. So Joe: when you win that lawsuit and your freedom, consider putting your songs up for streaming. It’s about time music had a new King.

Lyle B.

 

Soundtrack to My Social Distancing

 

First of all, Soundtrack to My Social Distancing would be a killer name for a pop-punk record. Unfortunately, I am no Mark Hoppus. But since all of us are going to be spending a lot of time at home over the next few weeks, I think we could use some new music in our lives. So fear not: Off Pitch is on the case. Instead of throwing out the usual “desert island”-type list of my favorite albums, which would be records everyone and their grandma has heard, I focused on a particular set of criteria for this list. These albums are engaging and sonically varied. And while not every song is super happy-go-lucky, the overall tone on each album is generally upbeat. It was also important to me that I picked records that are good listens cover-to-cover. You won’t find too much filler on these tracklists. So without further ado, here are some of my picks to get you through your quarantine.

     Half The City, St. Paul & The Broken Bones (2014)

Soul definitely isn’t my area of expertise, but boy does this album hit the spot. One thing’s for sure: singer Paul Janeway can belt it out with the best of them. Throw in some soaring horns and a solid rhythm section and you’ve got the textbook definition of feel-good music.

Favorite Tracks:

  1. “Call Me” - A relevant message right now.

  2. “Like A Mighty River” - Try and frown during this song. I dare you.

  3. “Sugar Dyed” - An energetic beat and some cool guitar work make this one of the most exciting songs on the album. Tapping your foot is mandatory.

     Superstar, Caroline Rose (2020)

If you want sonically engaging, start with Superstar. Rose pulls out seemingly every synth in the book on this record, and the way she balances all these different textures is damn impressive. Not to mention her ear for melody and sharp, humorous lyrics.

Favorite Tracks:

  1. “Nothing’s Impossible” - The production on here is so rich, and the song sets the tone for the album perfectly.

  2. “Do You Think We’ll Last Forever?” - Love the bassline on here. That little jump in the chorus is such an earworm.

  3. “Back At The Beginning” - One of the best examples of how Rose can push the envelope aesthetically while keeping pop appeal high.

     Ventura, Anderson .Paak (2019)

I’m not too familiar with the Southern California lifestyle, but I have to imagine Anderson .Paak’s music is a good representation. On Ventura, .Paak’s fourth SoCal-inspired album, the multi-hyphenate focuses on his smooth yet raspy voice (with a little rapping sprinkled in). It’s a great listen that somehow both relaxes and energizes.

Favorite Tracks:

  1. “Come Home” - When the opener has an Andre 3000 verse, you know the album is going to be good.

  2. “Winners Circle” - Although I love .Paak’s singing, it’s cool to hear him drop some bars. His verse fits this beat like a glove.

  3. “King James” - One of .Paak’s more political songs with a nice little nod to Lebron.

     Saves The World, MUNA (2019)

I’ll admit that I’m breaking my own rules here a bit. While the electropop production on Saves The World is fun, MUNA tackles some serious subject matter in their lyrics. That being said, this is a great record with a lot of replay value.

Favorite Tracks:

  1. “Number One Fan” - An absolute anthem about self-support. This one is downright addicting.

  2. “Stayaway” - Again, relevant messaging right now. I love the contrast between the more contained verses and that big, open chorus.

  3. “It’s Gonna Be Okay, Baby” - Don’t we all need to hear this right now?

     A Sailor’s Guide To Earth, Sturgill Simpson (2016)

My go-to album whenever somebody tells me they don’t like country. It’s got a dash of that classic country flavor, but the big band instrumentation on here usually wins over the country naysayers. Plus, Simpson’s humor and wisdom is undeniably endearing.

Favorite Tracks:

  1. “Welcome To Earth (Pollywog)” - A very cute opening track directed at Simpson’s newly born son.

  2. “Keep It Between The Lines” - Simpson dishes out some light-hearted nuggets of wisdom on this album highlight.

  3. “In Bloom” - Nirvana like you’ve never heard them before. Simpson manages to keep the cathartic energy of the original while making the song entirely his own.

     Mirrorland, EARTHGANG (2019)

Describing EARTHGANG is always a bit of a dilemma for me because of how easy it is to make a lazy comparison to Outkast and leave it at that. And while that comparison isn’t inaccurate, it’s reductive. EARTHGANG makes attention-grabbing, colorful hip hop with a broad range of stylistic influence. Their latest record, Mirrorland, is all the proof you need that these guys aren’t just Outkast clones.

Favorite Tracks:

  1. “UP” - Do yourself a favor and listen to the A COLORS SHOW version.

  2. “Top Down” - Since actually riding around the city with the top down isn’t the best move right now, treat yourself to the next best thing.

  3. “Tequila” - Can’t think of a better combination than T-Pain and tequila.

In all seriousness, the situation we’re in right now is bad news for everyone, regardless of whether or not you get sick. Working musicians, who rely on touring for their income (thanks streaming!), have essentially lost their livelihood in an economy where there aren’t a lot of alternatives. So if you have the means, I strongly suggest you support the artists you love. Buy some merch. Maybe get started on that vinyl collection. Every little bit helps, and I know they’d be appreciative.

I hope this music helps you get through the coming weeks as much as it’s helped me. Stay safe, stay inside, and as always, thanks for tuning in. 

Lyle B.

 

The Twin Bed

 

What it lacks in space, the humble twin bed more than makes up for in character. Many of us started out on a twin bed, and some of us, myself included, stayed in one for far too long. And as it turns out, the musicians of the world are no exception. You can find shout-outs to the king of mattresses (king-sized mattresses notwithstanding) all across popular music. What gets me, though, is how variously this most slept-on of symbolic devices can be employed. It seems that you can pack a lot of meaning into 3,000 square inches. Let’s take a look at a few of my favorite examples.

1. “(Do It On My) Twin Bed,” Saturday Night Live Cast (2014)

“Let's do it in my twin bed (twin bed)

Not gonna like it (like it)

But it's the only option (option)

Where we can get it poppin’ (poppin’)”

Alright, let’s get this one out of the way. The SNL Digital Short is by far the silliest example on this list, but the whole thing would feel incomplete if I didn’t include it. So yeah. There’s not much to analyze here, and even though jokes are always waaay funnier when explained in blog posts, I’ll keep it brief. While most of the songs on this list go for an emotional angle when invoking the twin bed, SNL subverts the norm by playing it for laughs. It’s a solid concept. Plus, it serves as a nice foil for the rest of my list.

2. “All Too Well,” Taylor Swift (2012)

“Photo album on the counter

Your cheeks were turning red

You used to be a little kid with glasses in a twin-sized bed”

My appreciation for “All Too Well” is well-documented, but I’m not about to pass up on an opportunity to talk about it some more. This song is, at its core, about memories (or possibly Jake Gyllenhaal). In “All Too Well,” the “little kid with glasses” is long gone, just like the man he would become. What remains are these reminders of innocence. The twin bed isn’t the only object Swift references, but as you can imagine, it’s the one that hits me the hardest. The combination of Swift’s lyrics and restrained yet emotive vocals make this scene so vivid. I feel like I’m looking right over her shoulder at that photo album.

3. “Romeo and Juliet,” Hobo Johnson (2016)

“It's the lullabies I sang out of tune, that's probably what did it

Or my twin size mattress that I had since I was 7

That we have to sleep on whenever she spends the night

And if she falls off again, she’ll find another guy to like”

While I’m not a big fan of Hobo Johnson, I have to admit: his blunt lyrical style makes analysis a lot more straightforward. It’s pretty clear Johnson isn’t proud of his twin bed. It’s not just a symbol for us, it’s a reminder of his own inadequacies and immaturity. He’s outgrown it, but he hasn’t really outgrown it. As someone who slept in a twin bed until he was 21, I’m a little offended by this disdain. But I can’t really argue it.

4. “Your New Twin Sized Bed,” Death Cab For Cutie (2008)

“You look so defeated, lying there in your new twin sized bed

With a single pillow underneath your single head

I guess you decided that that old queen

Was more space than you would need

Now it's in the alley behind your apartment

With a sign that says "It's free"

Of all the songs on this list, “Your New Twin Sized Bed” definitely stays on the twin bed motif the longest. It’s also probably the most literal. The subject is newly single, so she’s… sleeping on a single. But don’t let this directness keep you from appreciating the song. It’s got some beautiful instrumentation, and singer Ben Gibbard’s poetic lyrics evoke real sympathy for the song’s subject.

5. “Twin Size Mattress,” The Front Bottoms (2013)

“She hopes I’m cursed forever

To sleep on a twin size mattress

In somebody’s attic or basement my whole life

Never graduating up in size to add another

And my nightmares will have nightmares every night”

The song that inspired this article. This one, by emo/folk/pop punk band The Front Bottoms, is my favorite use of the twin bed as a symbol. I’ve heard a few different interpretations of the lyrics to “Twin Sized Mattress,” but they usually boil down to frontman/songwriter Brian Sella’s failed attempt to help a troubled friend. In the song’s climax, Sella’s friend rejects his concerns and responds with a curse: that he live out the rest of his days alone. Here, the twin bed’s size is isolating, not intimate. It’s a denial of personal and interpersonal growth, made worse by its location in “somebody’s attic or basement.” In short, it’s just about the worst thing someone you love could wish upon you. That’s why it’s such a brilliant concept to hinge a song on.

The bottom line, musicians: consider a mattress downsize. Maybe it’s the universality of the symbol, or maybe it’s the almighty power of nostalgia, but something about the twin bed makes it quite the muse. Whatever it is, give these songs a listen. Preferably on the smallest mattress you can find.

Lyle B.